Christmas Cheer

What kind of bird can write?

A pen-guin!

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?
Santa Clues

What happened when the snowwoman got angry at the snowman?
She gave him the cold shoulder!

What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle!

Knock knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name again!

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo there!’

 What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Jingle smells!

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

Tinsel-itis!

Who hides in a bakery at Christmas?

A mince spy!

 

2012-12-06T11:16:27+00:00December 6th, 2012|General|

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