• Humour picAn accountant is someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand.
  • Why are accountants always so calm, composed and methodical? They have strong internal controls.
  • How does Santa’s accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value.
  • Be audit you can be.
  • What’s the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? Jail
  • Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party: “….and ninthly…”
  • The accountant enjoyed the job, figuratively speaking.
  • Who makes the best detective: Sherlock Holmes or a tax accountant? The tax accountant – she’s made more deductions.